Yesterday the wevvers woz cooler so we went for a longer walkie. Can you see that footpath sign in the distance? That be where we be going.

Just checking my pee-mail

That be the gate we be going thru. There be moo monsters in the field next to it, we not be going in there.

This way.

It does be a bit overgrown.

There be lots of steps to go down.

A bridge to go over.

There shood be running waters here

But they not running very fast!

I run fast.

I got a stick

There be a big hill, we not going down there.

More pee-mails.

Looks like badgers live here, they left big poo-mails!

The moo monsters be over there.

They can't see me here.

Look I got all sticky things on me, I will have to be brushed when we get home.

We's back to the bridge again.

We's back at the gate now, more road walkies to get home, better put the walking string on to keep She Who Thinks She Must be Obeyed safe from the traffics.

We woz out for 2 hours 

And when we got back the waters started falling from the sky and the clouds did cry.

Later the postie lady brought me my late barkday prezzie.

Why does I need a coat when the wevvers be hot?

This be a silly prezzie

I look silly in it.

It says it will keep me cool when the wevvers be hot, this I does not understand.

Today we tried my noo prezzie out, and IT DOES KEEP ME COOL.

Perhaps it does not be such a silly prezzie after all, but it could be just a touch bigger me thinks.

I still haven't got my speshul prezzie though.