Today is my Barkday. I be 4 today. I opened my prezzies They be wrapped in papers to hide them, but I ripped it off.

There did be a Hydro Chuckit with a squidgy middle that soaks up water to keep me cool, best not use it in the big waters though cos the salts be bad for me.

 And there woz a snake, a green snake with a slit in it's belly and a squeak in it's head, She Who Thinks She Musy Be Obeyed put sum noms in it's belly for me to rip out.

I already had one prezzie early, my noo name tag, it haz a piccie of a little devil with a halo (that be me) on one side and my details if I gets lost on the other.

Two of my prezzies haven't cum yet. I'll tell you about them when they get here.

After we'd all had our noms we went for a walkie. the wevvers wozn't so hot today so we had a good walkie.

We went thru Scary Woods

Peeppo

The little running waters still not cum back,

where's they gone?

It be all dry here where they shood be.

We went along the lane by the Old School House,

I attended to my pee mail

I looked at the sceniks, that be Aberporth down there.

We went to give Sara sum noms. She likes carrots, they be BLEUGH, there be no accounting for taste!

She cummed across the field to us.

Can we have our noms please?

She fiished her noms

But I still be waiting for mine.

Where be my noms?

We carried on along the cliff path to the sands. Looks like I have to wait for my noms til we gets home.

IT be too cold on the beach for there to be many Grockles so I can have a good run.

We sat for a while and watched someone on a piece of wood in the waves. She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed said he woz surfing, looked more like he woz falling off his piece of wood.

I be posing wiv the dollyfin. 

We went home and I finally had my barkday bones and then we spent the rest of the day in the garden. 

And that did be my barkday.