She Who Thinks she Must Be Obeyed woz sitting in the garden this morning when a big white van stopped outside, I barked to let her know but she told me to be quiet. A man got out and came to the door so I barked and barked and BARKED. Just as the man woz going away she came to see why I woz barking.

The man had a big box, and a gravy bone biscuit for me.

I wonder wot's in the box.

There's lots of bits of wood'

That look like this

Wot is it?

Look a seesaw. For ME.

Thankyou for my seesaw mum, but can we get on and use it please?

I like this.

I played a bit more, then there did be this cracking noise. This does not be good. I cannot play on my seesaw now.

I's not too heavy for it, it is meant for furbies upto 50 kilo and I's only 30.

She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed has sent an e-mail ( think that's like our pee mail) and complained.