I got a new toy today and it's not my barkday for another full moon cycle. She Who Thinks She Must Be Obeyed says it's not a toy, but I knows diffrent.

Last week some men came to fit a waterspout to the wall in the garden. I woz not allowed to help, grrr.

Today the postieman brought a long green snake that spitted water when it woz put on the water spout.

I like this game.